Monday, July 16, 2012

Anna says...

Can someone please tell me when and how my toddler learned to say "Get out of here!" to me? The Mom vs. Daughter battle begins at 2? Really?

Other recent gems from my darling toddler include:

Anna: "My bum hurt."
Me: "Awww... okay, Mommy will put some cream on your bum."
Anna: "NOOOOOOOO!!!!"
Me: "Okay, I don't really understand your logic, but... okay."
Anna: "My bum hurt."

Anna: "Mommy! I see my pink slide in the window!!"
Me: "Yeah! Do you want to go out to the backyard and play with it?"
Anna: "No."
Me: "Oh... okay. Just taking inventory then, eh?"
Anna: "......"

Me: "Anna, can you turn your humidifier off?"
Anna: "Daddy turn my hue-miff-eh-myer off."

Anna: "I eat cheerio like Arwee" (the cat)
Me: "Um..."
Anna: Proceeds to put cheerios on the floor, lays down and eats them off the floor without using her hands.
Me: "Sigh......."

Anna: "Mommy, I dance!"
Me: "Okay, I'll put some music on."
Anna: Dancing... "Now I take a little break."

Anna: "Mommy, I go to the store and buy a bagel."

Anna: "I do that all by self!!"
Mommy: "Okay, go ahead."
Anna: Scowling... "I can't do that all by self."