After her breakfast, Anna needed to be changed. So, we took her diaper and jammies off and let her roam around naked (for only about 2 minutes) while we picked out her clothes for the day.
She was carrying something around in her hands and dropped it on the floor. Out of the corner of my eye, I could see her crouching down to - what I assumed was - pick it up. She stayed crouched in a little baby squat for a minute, then grabbed her thing-a-ma-jig and walked away.
I didn't think anything of it. Until I glanced back in the general direction of where she had been crouching and saw a wee turd on the floor.
Yes. My child crouched down and crapped out a log onto our hardwood floor.
So, my day started out by picking up human feces.
How did your day start out?
(PS: I later walked by that same area and stepped in a pile of pee. I hadn't noticed it earlier. Awesome!!)