Wednesday, April 20, 2011

The things I say.

Things I have said today thus far:
  • Come here sweetie. Let me smell your bum.
  • What have you done??
  • Can we not play on the toilet today?
  • Man, your teeth are sharp.
  • Stairs are not for biting, sweetie.
  • Look at you! You're brushing your teeth! Oh... wait. Okay, you're actually just putting your toothbrush in the shoe. That's cool, too.
  • How about you don't put your fingers in there, m'kay?
  • If I have to watch Murray and Sam and Jeff and the blue one once more... I might lose it. You don't want Mommy to lose it, do you?
That is all.

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